strangelydelusional:

allthemstilinskifeels:

The Stilinski Timeline

"I saw an MRI that looked exactly like my wife’s…and it terrifies me…"

Inspired from the quote above (and the many events in 3b), decided it was high time to create some sort of family history of the Stilinski’s. Try to catch some of the symbolism I put in :)

#OKAY LET ME REBLOG THIS AGAIN BECAUSE #DO YOU KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS ART IS? #FROM TOP TO BOTTOM IT’S SO FUCKING SYMBOLIC #CLAUDIA WEARING A BRIDAL GOWN TO SYMBOLIZE THAT SHE’S A /WIFE/ BUT HER MOTHERHOOD GOT CUT SHORT BECAUSE SHE DIED FROM HER DISEASE #THEN YOU SEE STILES SLOWLY CRACKING — BREAKING — BECAUSE HE WATCHED HIS MOTHER DIED AND NOW HE THINKS HE HAS IT. AND IT’S SLOWLY #TEARING HIM APART #THEN YOU HAVE THE SHERIFF AT THE BOTTOM #AND HE’S CARRYING ///ALL OF IT// ON HIS SHOULDERS #HIS WIFE HIS SON BOTH HAVE THE SAME DISEASE #AND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT TRY TO NUMB THE PAIN AWAY WITH ALCOHOL #I LOVE THIS ART SO MUCH BYE #FANART#STILINSKI FAMILY FEELS ;A; (via slippingintoacomabored)


carry-on-my-otp:

Thank you for wearing a white t-shirt, Tom, and thank you for nominating Benedict Cumberbatch and Luke Evans


aszlan:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Love the Tomb Raider reference


shoptokyodolls:

Mermaid Fin Tights
$12

shoptokyodolls:

Mermaid Fin Tights

$12


THIS EPISODE ON TEEN WOLF PART 5

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part1/part2/part3/part4


tastefullyoffensive:

Purritos (Kitten Burritos) [via chelsea marshall]

Watch a Tutorial on How to Make a Proper Purrito


thecutestofthecute:

Great Danes are gentle giants.


lunsfuhd:

pleatedjeans:

via

HOLY FUCK I’M LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON THE LEFT.


ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

itscolossal:

New Stained Glass Windows Made from Stacked Laser-Cut Paper by Eric Standley